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Why We Should Not Intervene in the Galactic Empire Civil War

The Galactic Empire under Emperor Palpatine may be bad, but the Rebel Alliance could be so much worse. By now we have all heard a familiar tune: “The Galactic Empire has used weapons of mass planetary destruction, this time to destroy the planet of Alderaan. Now the United Federation of Planets has to intervene and…

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Skynet: The Latest Weapon Against Terror

The CIA, NSA, and Cyberdyne Inc. have come up with the ultimate command and control software for managing drones and the NSA’s PRISIM Database. The “War on Terror” is fraught with moral quandaries: Does the government have the right to spy on its own citizens without a warrant? Can the American Government use drone strikes…

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Original Launch Plan

Originally this site was going to open to a lot more fanfare. My plans, however, were thwarted. As some of you might know, I was planning to launch my website, Emperor of the Idiots, some time ago. However the launch was delayed by the destruction of my advertising plans. Months ago, I had purchased the back…

About Victor Vargas

Why is your voice so strange? One explanation I have come up with is that growing up I had a heavy accent so I decided to try my hardest to erase it. However, I eventually learned too late at the age of 20 that accents are sexy and was stuck with the pseudo squeky, lispy, thing you hear today.…

About the Site

Why did you name it Emperor of the Idiots? Like WTF? One reason is because one of my favorite books of all time is Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s The Idiot and the name is a homage to the book. Another reason I did was because I am the former president of the Banzai Anime Klub of Alberta (BAKA) (www.bakaclub.com) and since this is drawn in chibi style, I figured it would be appropriate.…

What Are Your Favorite ________?

What are your favorite novels of all time? 1. Ninteen-Eighty Four by George Orwell 2. Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel García Márquez 3. The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoyevsky 4. Joseph Andrews by Henry Fielding 5. After the Bomb by Gloria D. Miklowitz 6. Animal Farm by George Orwell 7. Frankenstien by Mary Shelley 8. The Don Flows Home to the Sea by Michail Aleksandrovich Sholokhov 9. Treason By the Book by Johnathan Spense 10. Famous Last Words by…

Nigerian Prince and Other Inquaries

Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince who needs help transferring $1,000,000 to your country. Can you help? I dunno, the last Nigerian Prince I dealt with sent me a million dollar cheque, then asked me to transfer $1000.00 to his account so he could cover his plane ticket. Then his cheque bounced and I never heard from him again.…